HOTDOG

ANSWERS

HOTDOG FACTS

Is a hotdog a sandwich??

of course not jabroni.

hotdog is a taco!

Tacos Facts

A taco is eaten with the filling piled between two vertical structural food elements.

- You can't cut a taco in half.

- You don't eat a taco with soup.

Sandwich Facts

Sandwiches require two distinct starch structures separated by toppings.

- a sandwich is not defined by the toppings, rather by its structural hierarchy

- considering hotdogs as sandwiches is an act of chaos

HOTDOG

ANSWERS

A hotdog is made of pulpified fleshes injected into the intestinal lining.

When you eat the hotdog, are you not reverting it to its state of pulp and injecting it into your own intestines? We should not ask whether we are eating but what we are becoming.

When you consume the hotdog, you enter the realm of dogdom.